I have invented a new drink: kahlua and coffemate. I shall call it The Boorista. #GhettoBeverageScience #Yummy

Intimate pet names are like passwords: you probably should not reuse them. #Boo #CurrentWife

Hiring a marketing agency that can't deal with code is like hiring a driver who is unfamiliar with snow. #LeaveItToThePros

So cPanel has a nifty tool that allows you to do DNS clustering. This lets you make changes to DNS and have them propagate to the other servers in the cluster.

One thing to remember, though: when you first run it you should make sure that

Synchronize zones that are not configured on this server

is checked or you will see some funky problems trying to send mail, etc. (funky as in 'lame nameserver' reports because part of your cluster only has incomplete records). Just because you see the proper records in cPanel's DNS editor does NOT mean the entire set of records is there. You need to also check

/etc/named.conf

and make sure the items in question are present in both places.

Worst day to stand outside the Today Show window #AlRokerProstateExam #TodayShow #WTF

My dog has reached peak color.

I think I may have an ear infection. Or lyme disease. Or meningitis. #DammitGoogle #VagueSymptoms

My wife got a week's worth of aerobics when she got a bee in her hair #LetsGetPhysiAGGGHHHHH