Beware when reading deceased relative's journals. Three words: Quincy Fan Fiction.

Since I really have no over-arching plan for this site (beyond using it as a playground for what-nots and whos-its), be prepared for some Weird Things to show themselves on occasion.

It also doesn't help that I have design adh LET'S ADD COLORS!

When you see an error in Firebug mentioning syntax error for doctype or some such, check to see that all of your scripts are loading properly. A 404 error can cause this notice to crop up and YOU'LL WASTE MINUTES WONDERING ABOUT IT.

Asked what three famous people I would most want to have dinner with, I said James May, Chris Kluwe and Nina Hartley. I totally panicked.

Om nom nom

Whose idea was this?

I keep seeing little (and big) additions to add as I sit down to compose a post.

Post (noun): what you bang your head on

For example, this one was going to be about search engines and what clients seem to think they want. Then I looked at the word post and that definition above and thought "it would be cool to tag a word and have a nice title balloon pop-out with the definition instead of actually typing it out inline". This, of course, is ridiculous. How often would I actually do this? Would it become a "thing"? (Ohh, Definition Balloon Enhancer here would be per--STOP IT).

Would I start adding words just to justify the tool? Would the text become stilted and weird because I want to be clever? Even worse, would people start rubbing their mice all over the screen to see if they were missing something?

Just because I see an opportunity for a momentary enhancement (*snicker*) doesn't mean it's useful for anyone else. I might be just adding it because I can and people would see this app as having Tons of Features (despite the fact that half that weight would be bloat).

Hey, I guess this post wound up being about search engines after all.

Which one?!

I choose to believe that "trending on Twitter" means "I got my first follower!"